Douche-Chopps

An over-grown version of mutton-chopps, that if it weren't for the disposable razor wide patch of skin on the chin, would be a full beard. Usually grown by over-weight, know-it-all assholes with minuscule penises.

A- "See that fat fuck with the douche-chopps?"
B- "Yea, he probably has a pin sized pecker"

by annias August 25, 2013

douche elitist

A person who has the douchebag disease!

A person who is a chronic douchebag as douche elitist.

by Seminolemike September 26, 2018

douche bag

a man who spikes his hair, pops his collar, and pumps his fist while dancing

Bar tenders with ridiculous nicknames like "Jazz," for instance, who can be found after work hours lurking in corners at other late night bars, wearing dark colors and ordering shots of tequilla, can usually be examples of the phrase "douche bag."

by trouble128 February 3, 2010

bag-a-douche

A bag containing a unknown vile liquid.

Mark: Hey what the fuck is that?
You: Oh thats some bag-a-douche i filled from my dick.
Mark: Oh...ok.

by doo-language May 3, 2009

birthday douche

an asshole who thinks they can do/get anything they want by using the annoying lame ass excuse "its my birthday". its MUCH worse when its someone's 16th or 18th birthday.

Me: i finally did all my chores, made my bed, took a shower, did all my homework, now i can FINALLY relax and play some wii.

birthday douche: *snatches controller*

me: hey what gives! i was just going to play asswipe!

birthday douche: no, i wanna play!

me: too bad, i already had the controller in my hand. give it now dickhead

birthday douche: too bad! its my birthday!

me: *punches birthday douche in the face*

by crunkmonkey510 April 10, 2012

Douche Purse

Douche Purse is the same meaning but is referred as the female version of the term "douche bag".

"Katie is such a douche purse. I hate it when she uses my curling iron."

by xxHouse82xx August 19, 2013

douche barrel

The same as a douche bag but bigger or worse.

This douche barrel sucks.

by crazy ando February 26, 2009