Guitar douche

When people nonstop talk and play guitar even when no one cares

Jake valladares is some times a guitar douche

by Mr stark July 15, 2018

douche baguette

Madonna.

Dude 1 - Remember that awards show in the 80s where Madonna was smoking, unnaturally, on cue with her girls?

Dude 2 - I do. What a pseudo-cool douche baguette.

Dude 1 - Word.

by pinpollo August 17, 2011

bag-a-douche

A bag containing a unknown vile liquid.

Mark: Hey what the fuck is that?
You: Oh thats some bag-a-douche i filled from my dick.
Mark: Oh...ok.

by doo-language May 3, 2009

Douche Bag

Kanye West.

Did you see that interview with Matt Laure and Douche Bag?

by AshHole13 November 14, 2010

birthday douche

an asshole who thinks they can do/get anything they want by using the annoying lame ass excuse "its my birthday". its MUCH worse when its someone's 16th or 18th birthday.

Me: i finally did all my chores, made my bed, took a shower, did all my homework, now i can FINALLY relax and play some wii.

birthday douche: *snatches controller*

me: hey what gives! i was just going to play asswipe!

birthday douche: no, i wanna play!

me: too bad, i already had the controller in my hand. give it now dickhead

birthday douche: too bad! its my birthday!

me: *punches birthday douche in the face*

by crunkmonkey510 April 10, 2012

douche barrel

The same as a douche bag but bigger or worse.

This douche barrel sucks.

by crazy ando February 26, 2009

Douche Purse

Douche Purse is the same meaning but is referred as the female version of the term "douche bag".

"Katie is such a douche purse. I hate it when she uses my curling iron."

by xxHouse82xx August 19, 2013