Dong Doo Rag

A slang term for condom.

Wife:"Hey honey can I borrow some of your dong doo rags?"

Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."

by queefmaster2000 March 21, 2011

Ding Dong

When a man slaps someone on the face with his penis consensually during Oral sex

"Ah man this spanish chick last night loved a bit of ding dong"

"Seriously Bro! those spanish girls are wild"

by Luckypupil2000 March 27, 2019

Dirty Dong

It’s when the care taker of an old persons home farts on an especially 80 year old grandfather, while master baiting into his cum sock. And shitting into your shit drawer.

My grandfather was just dirty dong’ed

by UnclesDirtyToes November 4, 2025

Gong Dong

When you use your penis as a mallet and hit a gong to make a makeshift vibrator using the vibrations of the gong.

“Man, broke my emergency vibrator.”
Bruh, gong dong

by Hampture April 19, 2021

Plop my dong

Playing dance dance revolution too much.

I plopped my dong, now im tired.

by Sir Jesus Christ March 22, 2005

talya fama llama ding dong dolan garrix

The biggest fangirl with the best sense of humour you will ever meet.

She's crazy over that DJ, she's such a Talya Fama Llama Ding Dong Dolan Garrix

by Lifithellama September 7, 2016

Dong

Another or slang term for penis

My big ol' dong hit a gong.

by mecha-faggot June 1, 2018