A man who has children that he does not support financially, emotionally, physically or otherwise.This condition is exaserbated by continuing to procreate , thus producing MORE offspring that he cannot afford { since he apparently cannot pay for the ones he already has.} Also known as Bobby Bastardseed.
Bob is a dead beat dad!Bob has 3 children from his previous marriage, he does not pay child support, claiming poverty. HOWEVER he just had his second child with his new wife, the wife that USED to be the sitter for the first wifes children.Bob is trying to terminate his rights to his first set of children so he can support his new children.
by A.J.Kilgus May 07, 2006
1. Due to the seperation of two parents, the father gets you every other weekend. This is supposedly compensation for the whole week.
2. Escape from a mongrol mother.
2. Escape from a mongrol mother.
Mom: So you take her every other weekend and I have her the rest of the time and you can only have her if you pay $200 in child support. Sound good?
Dad: Do I have a CHOICE?
Mom: You do. Either that, or see her an hour a week. Which one?
Dad: The first deal sounds like a proper "compensation". *rolls eyes*
Me: Hey, at least I'm going to my dad's.
Mom: YOU BROKE THE GODDAMN COMPUTER I CAN'T FUCKING STAND THIS WHY DON'T YOU MOVE IN WITH YOUR FATHER SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT YOU LITTLE BRAT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU-
Me: Jesus. Is it the weekend I get to go to my dad's yet?
Going to my dad's sounds GREAT right now.
Dad: Do I have a CHOICE?
Mom: You do. Either that, or see her an hour a week. Which one?
Dad: The first deal sounds like a proper "compensation". *rolls eyes*
Me: Hey, at least I'm going to my dad's.
Mom: YOU BROKE THE GODDAMN COMPUTER I CAN'T FUCKING STAND THIS WHY DON'T YOU MOVE IN WITH YOUR FATHER SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT YOU LITTLE BRAT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU-
Me: Jesus. Is it the weekend I get to go to my dad's yet?
Going to my dad's sounds GREAT right now.
by softjay144 May 29, 2008
by scarneck1 October 25, 2008
This week, on Sex with mom and dad
Girl: I love sex
Mom: Sex is bad
Doctor: How do you feel about that?
Girl: I love sex
Mom: Sex is bad
Doctor: How do you feel about that?
by screamofeen19 May 19, 2009
Some sign at the Taco Del-Mar in Seattle on 4th Avenue says "No Ho-Dads", and has a picture of some geeky looking dude. I guess it means no Man-Whores.
Deuce Bigalow is a "Ho-Dad".
by Gianni O April 06, 2006
A delicious whiskey but it has some burn when it goes down and has a way of sneaking up on you. Similarly to the way your granddad might if he was Jerry Sandusky. Hence the name for this whiskey.
Granddad came over to spend the night and we drank Old Grand Dad together. I trusted him, and the whisky was good, but each shot burned like hell on the back-end. Then I woke up to find that he was rubbing my bum.
by Iandiablo January 13, 2012
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