d jac

one who jacks off dogs

hide your dogs when you see d jac

by thecreatureinthe abis October 13, 2008

M80'd

when a mans penis (usually after swimming in a cold pool) becomes incredibly small and could in a way be related to an m80 firecracker.

guy1 "hows it hangin bro?"
guy2 "m80'd right now"
guy1 "just get out of the pool?"
guy2 'yeah man"

by juggalohomie24 July 14, 2011

D-note

A dime bag of weed.

A ask mike-J if he got any D-notes left

by King David Of Chi Heights 5* October 4, 2008

permi d

Its when you have perminent diarrhoea. Basically when you spend all day on the shitter due to the fact that theres a constant flow of liquid. Can last for days.

charlie- "you comin out tonight geez?"
jim- "Nah, got a harsh case of permi d mate. Not gonna be able to leave the house for days"

by Jim Hand April 12, 2007

d-wod

a shortened version of the word dickwod, can be pronounced d-wod or dwod.

1. a dick of a person, annoying.
2. a piece of material used for collecting ejaculate.

1. piss off d-wod.
2. check my d-wod its totz full to the maximum.

by sharpwn July 21, 2009

Dirrty D

A sexually active, intoxicated man.

The one and only being Danny B.

It's about time you got a dose of the Dirrty D.

We partied last night like Dirrty D.

No one can cut the rug like Dirrty D.

by Chase Bennett April 7, 2005

Eternal D

n.
excessive eBayer of toys. Buyer, seller, amateur sniper.

I got to stay up all night. I have to pull an Eternal D on this auction.

by EXO November 9, 2004