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Coffee joke

an adult joke, not linking to anything explicit, usually relates to adulthood, coffee, poor life decisions or being a teacher.
my teacher recently dropped a coffee joke in class.
by terrobite December 14, 2018
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Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today

28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!
Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug
by RK-800√BOT February 8, 2022
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coffee queen

a basic white girl that comes to school every morning with the same coffee and brags about it for hours when really no one cares, adds 1 or 2 sugars to her coffee because she’s scared of coffee without sugar and people bully her :/
has started drinking coffee for nearly 3 years now and she makes her friends drink coffee and now they’re obsessed #happyfamily
omg she made me start drinking coffee what a coffee queen

she has 2 sugars in her coffee ?? um yuck
by xdrawrrrr May 30, 2019
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coffee mug debugging

Just like the term Rubber duck debugging, which is in software engineering, a method of debugging code. The name is a reference to a story in the book The Pragmatic Programmer in which a programmer would carry around a rubber duck and debug their code by forcing themselves to explain it, line-by-line, to the duck. Many other terms exist for this technique, often involving different inanimate objects.

The "coffee mug debugging" is the same method of debugging code with which developers force themselves to read and explain their code line-by-line, to the coffee mug. There are developers who calls this planted plot debugging as well. But "coffee mug debugging" seems more convenient at this century since it's easy to find a coffee mug for a developer than a "rubber duck" or "planted plot".
I had done coffee mug debugging for my dart code in flutter and found out a syntax error and fixed it.
by theoryginal February 17, 2020
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Coffee house conservative

A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.
Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.
by ROBop March 18, 2023
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coffee cookie

When the pot of coffee sits with coffee in it and it burns so long that the coffee turns into a coffee cookie at the bottom of the pot.
Turn off the coffee maker or we will have a coffee cookie at the bottom.
by 420 Vegetarian October 23, 2022
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West Virginia Coffee stirring

He offered to give her a coffe made by West Virginia coffee stirring by stirring her coffee with his penis.
by Coffee stirring January 30, 2018
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