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Holy Paint Chip Eater

A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )
Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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Vagina Chips

A phrase commonly used among high school students to express a man’s desire for eating pussy or other sexual acts. Sugar babies use this term to describe how addictive their genitalia is to their customers. The slang could be shortened to ‘Chips’ or ‘VC’.
Boy: “I’m in the mood for some Vagina Chips but my girl is abstaining from sex until marriage!”
Friend: “Just go onto a hookup app and look for some VC there, dumbass!”
by Whereismyweave January 13, 2020
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Chips

Chips are a very good snack for on the go. They can be in different types of bags. One can be yellow another can be green.
Hey! Do you want any chips?”
by Chip&Chuck February 29, 2020
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Bag of Chips it

When you are folding complex or large object like a tent or sleeping bag. You fold and roll it.
by LarryKing1 August 17, 2021
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Chip Stickin'

The under appreciated art of utilizing chop sticks in the consumption of Cheezies and other powdered snacks in order to avoid the dreaded orange fingers. Given the length of chop sticks, this also avoids cheezy knuckles from trying to get snacks from the bottom of the bag.
Dude! Looks like I'll be Chip Stickin'! I need these cheezies, but my girl hates when I have those orange fingers.. for obvious reasons.
by Brody Anderson February 15, 2020
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Chip Daniels

Greasy homeless Italian that ravages through trash and baths in his own grease. On most occasions he is found talking to fire hydrants about the mafia. His great grandpa was Al Ca fucking pone who deeply hated his side of the family.
"Seriously Todd you're acting just like Chip Daniels."
by Whateverclever September 24, 2016
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chip harmony

When two people bite into two different chips at the same time, producing different pitches of crunch noise thus creating harmony. This term first was introduced by Rhett and Link in 2019.
*Person 1 and Person 2 bites into chip at once*
Person 1: "Dude, we just created a chip harmony!"
Person 2: "Yeah, my chip crunch was lower than yours, it created a harmony!"
by pufferoni September 8, 2022
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