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Chinesism

The feeling you get when you want to steal the West Philippine Sea
When we traveled in the Philippines my friend saw how big the West Philippines Sea is he got Chinesism.
by GlitchEcCity May 18, 2019
mugGet the Chinesismmug.

Chinese finger fuck

Those Chinese toys where you pull your fingers apart and the toy grips your fingers
I got go get my Chinese finger fuck
by SuckMonster33672 September 28, 2023
mugGet the Chinese finger fuckmug.
Used when you mean the exact opposite of what you say beforehand.

Origin: “Socialism with Chinese characteristics”, meaning: corporatist hellhole of child labor factories with suicide nets, but we get to eat bing chilling afterwards.
Mike: Hey honey, I’m gonna go head to the grocery store, with Chinese characteristics.

Susan: I already know you’re cheating on me. You don’t have to use your stupid meme phrase.
by K. C. Austin February 21, 2023
mugGet the With Chinese Characteristicsmug.

Chinese suicide

When a person is shot in the back of their head, twice.
The first shot is always lethal, the second shot makes sure that they are dead.

Used against Chinese people who are hostile/show disliking toward the Chinese Government.

Similar to being suicided
Person1: Hey did you hear that 抗议者 disappeared after going to a pro-democracy protest.
Person2: Yes, I heard he got Chinese suicided.

Person1: I'm so glad that I support everything that our great and glorious country does.
Person2: I think our country needs a change of leadership, we need a leader that puts the people before the party.

(Person2 got Chinese suicided later that day)
by Chunkybeef9847 October 19, 2021
mugGet the Chinese suicidemug.

Chinese heartburn

Spicy diarrhea; usually experienced after consuming spicy asian cuisines such as Thai , Hunan, or Szechuan.
Guy 1 “Why’s it call Chinese heartburn?”

Guy 2 “Because it burns when it comes out the other side of the world.”
by Leinad25 May 7, 2018
mugGet the Chinese heartburnmug.

Chinese

What TikTok CEO Shou Zi Chew is
Senator Tom Cotton - “Mr Chew, which continent is Singapore in?”
Shou Chew - “Asia, Senator”
Senator Tom Cotton - “Okay. So which continent is China in, Mr Chew?”
Shou Chew - “Asia, Senator”
Senator Tom Cotton - “So You’re Chinese!!!”
by Sigmaskibidislicer4738383 February 1, 2025
mugGet the Chinesemug.

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