cheese penis

A penis which has not been washed for several days gains a cheese-like texture which emits an offensive odor. See also "ballfunk," "nut funk," or "famundachese."

Eat my cheese penis, bitch.

You better wash that shit before you get a cheese penis.

by colon d February 02, 2003

hot cheese

a hot, nasty fart that smells like cheese

"hey dude! i just ripped a hot cheese!"

"It smells like hot cheese! Gross, who's responsible?!"

"this is a smelly target! i think someone let a hot cheese go!"

by wfheribdsa June 03, 2009

cheese mcpoopy

To have have sex with someone in the ass using cheese wiz as a lubricant

Melinda asked Frank to give her a cheese mcpoopy after they ate mac n cheese for dinner.

by Frank December 22, 2004

Gooch Cheese

A combination of pubic hair, sweat, semen, and dirt that is found on the gooch (perineum) of a man, abounding as a result of strenuous exercise(s).

WAITER: Would you care for our new menu item, kind sir, marinated with gooch cheese?

CUSTOMER: Fuck no!

by Joe Lynne April 28, 2010

cheese nips

When a red haired person has hair around their nipples.

Mark Ritchie has some nice cheese nips.

by Tyler Spillane August 24, 2006

Moldy Cheese

A phrase that is used when something is beyond cheesy/corny. The phrase orginates from cheese gone bad. The bad mold in cheeses creates a harmful bacteria. The mold can send threads of mold into the cheese to create the bacteria as does an extra dose of cheesy. Hence the phrase.

Sarah: "There's only one of you. You're irreplaceable.."
Mary: "Moldy cheese!" Haha

by whitey m September 26, 2013

Tough Cheese

Tough: Sarcastic version of tough
Cheese: Head honcho, thinks he's all that

To describe or call someone after they brag about something meaningless.

Word to use instead of saying, "that guy thinks he's the shit."

Joe: I just ate the biggest sandwich!
Bob: Oh tough cheese right there...

or

Joe: I just got the best score on this video game!
Bob: Oh tough cheese right there...

or

Joe: I'm going to knock him out!
Bob: Oh tough cheese right there...

by zthemanr December 29, 2012