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Canada

Dear post number 6 on the word Canada,

You forgot
"My name is Joe and I am Canadian!"
Canada is amazing
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Canada Dry

When your fucking a girl in winter and it’s to cold to finish in her
Boy 1 How was last night with Suzy

Boy 2 not good it was to cold in my house (because I’m a no good bum who can’t pay my heat bill) do I had to give her a Canada Dry
by At Dickyloud January 1, 2021
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The Conspiracy of Canada

So basically, the American government has developed a lie that Canada exists and is above us But they make it sound so un-American no one wants to either go there, or stay too long in the ten mile long mirage they've created to keep the lie strong. Everyone who "lives" in Canada or "has lived" in Canada has been probed mentally to believe so, and what really is there, is IT. We cannot be sure what, who, how, why or when IT is, all we know is we must train a warrior, stronger than Chuck Norris, to overcome the deception of Canada, and discover and conquer IT. Just think about....
Justin bieber is Canadian, so that makes people not want to visit, Canadian bacon which is a disgrace to bacon is from Canada to decieve us to hate it, they have stupid cop names (Mounties) that make us dislike them. The Conspiracy of Canada is most definitely real and IT is waiting for the warrior
by Joseph Downey January 15, 2014
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Canada

The only place where you can experience 4 seasons in 1 day
Person 1: Man, why did we have to live in Canada, it went from windier than Detroit to 70 degrees in an hour
Person 2: I know, It was raining this afternoon and snowing this morning!
by IamBW April 27, 2023
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Canada's History

Failed magazine renaming because old name referred to PORN!
The Beaver was censored by search engines and renamed Canada's History.
by CBNationKrae February 5, 2010
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Canada's history

Sexual act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
"She refused to do Canada's history with me"
"Bitch"
by ghop2 February 4, 2010
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CaNaDa

I am sorry, my son beat your hockey team.
"Since we are in Canada, shall we enjoy some sex?"
"No"
"I'm sorry for asking pardon"
by Zimpathe IG YT June 25, 2019
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