Canada

Destroyed by Feminists and Marxists. Welcome to the shitty machine.

Canada is dead...at least they still ship Seagram’s

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020

Canada's History

n. the act of draining your red, white, and balls on an unsuspecting neighbour and then blaming it on Alaska.

When I'm done with those ignorant fucks, they'll remember Canada's History.

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

Canada's History

The act of filling up the Stanley cup with maple syrup and dipping moose antlers in it and sticking them in any human orifice.

Jim broke up with Jenny when he saw that she was performing Canada's History on his new leather sofa.

by HiStephenCMC February 5, 2010

canada

the worst place ever <3333

i hate canada. they dont have caprisun

by carolsnova June 28, 2022

Canada

A fake country; also known as “2nd America with no Trump.”

“Yo, I really wanna go to Canada.”
“Ah, you mean 2nd America.”

by lildicksauce420 March 13, 2018

Canada Dry

When your fucking a girl in winter and it’s to cold to finish in her

Boy 1 How was last night with Suzy

Boy 2 not good it was to cold in my house (because I’m a no good bum who can’t pay my heat bill) do I had to give her a Canada Dry

by At Dickyloud January 1, 2021

Canada

I’m so sorry eh

Canadian: doesn’t do anything
Canadian: I’m so sorry eh
CANADA

by Whahoha December 23, 2021