CaNaDa

I am sorry, my son beat your hockey team.

"Since we are in Canada, shall we enjoy some sex?"
"No"
"I'm sorry for asking pardon"

by Zimpathe IG YT June 25, 2019

Canada Dry

When your fucking a girl in winter and it’s to cold to finish in her

Boy 1 How was last night with Suzy

Boy 2 not good it was to cold in my house (because I’m a no good bum who can’t pay my heat bill) do I had to give her a Canada Dry

by At Dickyloud January 1, 2021

canada's history

a bukkake performed by a herd of moose.

i can't go to the winter Olympics because I'm afraid I might get caught in Canada's history.

by dirk dizzler February 8, 2010

canada him

When someone acts interested in you then out of no where starts to act super shady and starts lying.

" You should just stop talking to him."
" I don't want to Canada him!"

by 219LoveGuru June 9, 2016

Canada's History

Dipping the end of moose antlers into maple syrup then shoving it deep in the asshole of a French Canadian hermaphrodite. You take it out, get him/her to shit in the Stanley Cup and then Celine Dion licks it up.

Man, that bachelor party was so crazy we ended up doing a Canada's History.

by hippieflight February 4, 2010

Canada

Canada, is a shy and adorable character in Hetalia. Although he is not noticed by the other countries, America (his brother) is kind to him (in Americas' own way). He would never hurt a fly. He is very skilled in Hockey.

America: We could ask Canada.

everyone else: Who?

by ZoëTheJoey March 3, 2022

Canada's History

When in doubt, blame Canada.

If T-bills are low, blame the social programs and unfair competition (lower overhead) of Canada. In Canada's History, Stephen Colbert would like to remind you to put your pants back on.

by _ROTE_ February 4, 2010