Person 1 (over age 34): bro let’s go get fucked up and shots tonight, I bet I can out drink you!
Person 2: your such Carlos Duran Man child.
Person 2: your such Carlos Duran Man child.
by Carlos Duran man child July 22, 2023

by Saundra Detergent May 13, 2022

The Empty Child Is A Child With A Gas Mask Fused To His Face, Who Constantly Asks For His Mummy, The Origin Of The Gas Mask Plague Of WW2 And The Main Antagonist Of The Doctor Who Series 1 Two Parter, The Empty Child And The Doctor Dances.
by I Have W2S Disorder October 31, 2021

a soul entity discized as a wooden chair that its only purpose in this reality is to lure and confine childern to be scrambled and ingested into the entity to reproduce and create exact coipes of itself. This entity will only exist in you lonesome reality once you learn of its exact intent which I have stated in the past paragraph.
Child: Mum, why is there a chair sitting outside my window?
Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher
Son: What's that?
Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.
Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher
Son: What's that?
Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.
by you must run chilld run now April 25, 2023

by Willez May 22, 2023

When you have a child with someone, and the person with the child send, loans, or gives money to the other party. Instead of recieving child support, they do.
Jennifer- I have to send Mark some more money, he's up to his neck with bills this month, and Jr. wants to stay with him this weekend.
Stefany- Why do you insist on paying that man reverse child support, cut him off!
Jennifer- I can't, he's my man, and I love him.
Stefany- Why do you insist on paying that man reverse child support, cut him off!
Jennifer- I can't, he's my man, and I love him.
by sleepercell28 August 15, 2011
