My Cows Can Fly

Flying cows are extremely rare, of course. This is an expression of supreme self-confidence. One who is able to "steer" the conversation without being a "bully". This may seem "udderly" ridiculous but it's still "hay-larious".

"Sure, my cows can fly. They need two seats and don't fly as much as they use to but sure, they can fly."

"Oh yea? My cows can fly."

by MyCowsCanFly February 8, 2007

Can I has a fries

When Andy ask for fries but grammerly incorrectly

Can I has a fries????

by Andyfries January 10, 2019

eating a can of green beans

What Brooklyn does when she is emotionally unstable

Aww shit! Brooklyn be eating a can of green beans. We boutta fill out some Google form.

by SecondMostInfluential February 23, 2022

Can we get groceries?

When someone asks to get groceries

Mom: “we’re out of food”
Tiago: “well can we get groceries?”

by Poopmaster April 29, 2022

I can do zat!

Phrase from Star Trek (2009), said by Pavel Andreievich Chekov (Russian: Павел Андреевич Чехов) (played by Aton Yelchin)

Chekov: I CAN DO ZAT! I CAN DO ZAT!

Chekov: *runs through the USS Enterprise*
Chekov: MOVE, MOVE MOVE, MOVE! I CAN DO ZAT! I CAN DO ZAT!

by NicodiAngelo January 2, 2018

Open a can of Bruce Lee

To deliver a violent, unrecoverable verbal-smackdown.

Don't mess with Ethan. He'll open a can of Bruce Lee so quick you'll only be able to sit there like a defeated sack of potatoes.

by Mama Cíta April 16, 2015

There is no word I can choose

This is when a human being wants to make their mark on the Urban Dictionary, but is unable to.

I want to type a word and definition in the Urban Dictionary, but there is no word I can choose.

by PerfectPizza9839 June 27, 2020