Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.

"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"

"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."

"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"

"'Fraid so."

by Dave TTB September 6, 2013

Boot Tender

An inmate who is a frequent victim of sexual assault and employs the strategy of keeping a larger more dominant violent inmate's boots in their cell, to display ownership—or the illusion of ownership—in an attempt to establish protection by said dominant inmate.

Charlie, if you don’t want to be called a boot tender, stand up for your self. I have never met a more natural submissive.

by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025

A boot

To get "a boot" is when someone under age uses an adult to buy them alcohol.

"Dude where did you get this 6-pack?"

"I got a boot from Jeff!"

by Canadian swag boi October 10, 2015

dook-boot

Your trunk, butt, ass, if you will, after one has shit their pants, most likely at Walmart.

You're missing out on the true spirit of walmart, show up to the register with dook-boot and argue over the price of your items

by SwaggyTheClown July 7, 2021

cut the boots off the baby

to have fun, get wild, or hang loose.

"Are yall ready to get fucked up?"
"Man we finna cut the boots off the baby."

by skankhunt32 December 2, 2016

Boot whores

A pair of hot demon spawns who enjoys getting stepped on with Patrick boots by Frank ocean or SZA.

Look at them, such boot whores...waiting to get stomped on.

by Gaga overlord September 15, 2021

sick boots

To be in a state of dread and despair.

Kevin was “sick boots” when he lost his Juul.

by E_ikh3110a February 2, 2021