kiddie beard

A kid..with a beard.

Oh bah gawd! That toddlers got a kiddie beard!

by XavierF April 29, 2006

Gandalf's beard

n. see wizard's beard

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Providence Pickle Beard

The act of placing multiple penises on someone's chin.

Truman: How many penii in a Providence Pickle Beard?
Lori: Five. Four, if you're being lazy.
Truman: You record?
Lori: I'm just lazy.

by Elite CAT September 25, 2009

belly beard

n. a woman's pubes; pubic hair on a female.
a woman's bush
may also be used to refer to a woman's twat

She trims her belly beard to keep it nice and neat.

by Salohcin February 14, 2006

Beardin King

A dog that exemplifies all that is good and right.

Samson is a beardin king...cute breadin paws in the babbling brook.

by MattyMary August 1, 2007

bearded whirl wind

When a bearded man, or a guy with a beard, rubs his beard in a circular motion on a girl's vagina.

Bill: "Dude, I totally did the bearded whirl wind on her last night!"

Ted: "That's fucking awesome"

Bill: "Yeah mayne, she went cahrayzee"

by nipple_fuck June 25, 2009

Bearded Vulture

When you perform oral sex on a dead woman with a lot of pubic hair.

"I have so many pubic hairs in my teeth because I went all bearded vulture on Bea Arthur

by vcasino April 16, 2010