Boned up

To have a boner. An erection of the male reproductive organ.

Derek: Dan how do you live with Laura in this class?
Dan: What do you mean?
Derek: Aren't you constantly just boned up?

by PeacockRB April 10, 2015

Boeden

Boeden is a loser who plays a lot of Call Of Duty and eats a lot of junk food.

wow look at him, he is such a Boeden

by Butt Lickr October 3, 2019

Blackberry Bordem

The act of sending emails from a blackberry when bored in a meeting, these emails would not normaly be sent unless the sender needs to waste time.

I could tell that my boss is in a meeting suffering from Blackberry Bordem because he just forwarded me four emails to point out what scorecards I'm red on.

by Clamhand August 30, 2009

Car boned

when driving and trying to merge and a car is driving at your same speed alongside your rear tires not allowing you to merge becasue you can't accelerate becasue another car is in fron of you, and slowing down is too difficult.

I missed my exit because I just got car boned by that stupid mini van.

by Nerazurri July 27, 2010

Buttmunch Border Hopper

I mixed boy with a mustache who looks slightly mexican and is a big jerk.

I know! He's a Buttmunch border hopper, that's what he is.

by rockinrollinv.v December 29, 2010

friend boned

The awkward situation where a man who is shunned in the eternal hell of the friend zone gets a one time all expenses paid free ticket to ride the bone train and is still stuck as "just friends" afterwards...

"Yo I heard you got out of the friend zone with Christine last night!"
"Nah man I'm not just friend zoned I'm friend boned!"

by Ye ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ April 4, 2017

Straight pipe no border

Straight pipe no border, expressed more commonly in its abbreviated form, "SPNB".

Defined as the absence of the typical male contraceptive (Condom) during coitus.

In more general senses, can be used to delineate the use of a straight exhaust system on a motor vehicle.

I porked a total nade Straight Pipe No Border last night! I need to get checked out asap!

by Bottle_o_Beer September 23, 2010