August 23

National go to the library with your boyfriend day.

Sophia went to the library with Mo because its August 23.

by Mo❤️S September 22, 2023

august 5

national fuck ur favorite ex day

you miss them so badly? you get to get down on them for a national holiday on august 5

by hausband August 5, 2023

August 8th

National Let your girlfriend motorboat your balls day

Hey babe its August 8th

by SMDTrey April 7, 2024

August 24th

A f*ggot manmoder with conetits was excreted on this day. His mother (a cis hon) is soooo proud.

August 24th, isn’t that the day our weird hoodie wielding friend with the pale shiny skin was shat into existence ?

by manmoderrights August 16, 2024

august 18th

the most boring day of the year very uneventful usually hot

wow your birthday is august 18th wow youre a bitch

by lowkeyamurderer September 7, 2022

august 10th

international hoor day

august 10th is hoor day

by eviebiglol August 9, 2021

August 9th

if you are born on August 9th you are lonely asf and need attention before it becomes lethal
you have no frienfds and everyone thinks youre disgusting and ugly (including me)
you have no life and waste all your time playing League of legends instead of showering
you should honestly take a bath and walk outside away from your screen and touch some grass

random guy: youre so annoying of course you where born on August 9th
probably someone called Zephyr: i hate you
random guy: take a bath

by dinosaur with 500 teeth August 21, 2023