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Fresh-Air Fascist

1. (noun): a person who attempts to prevent cigarette or cigar smoking in public. Especially applicable in locations (bars, pubs, patios) where smoking is allowed.

2. (noun): A self-righteous and discourteous non-smoker who attempts to shame smokers by coughing loudly when walking past or rudely insisting that smokers are dirty, disgusting addicts who are killing themselves and others.

3. (noun): a person who offers unsolicited health information about the effects of smoking to complete strangers.

See also: Dark Lord, cigarette.
"When I lit up on the patio, some old lady asked me to stop killing her."

"Bloody fresh-air fascist!"
by Tessa Who September 12, 2005
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Delta Air Lines

by blu3d3vil May 5, 2004
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Arizona Air Raid

Before a guy is about to jizz the girl lays on the ground on her back. Then the guy proceeds to run over her body (With his arms out and making airplane noises) while jizzing as he passes over her.
The guy's legs usually buckle because of the sensation, and when this happens he needs to make a crashing noise so it sounds like the plane is crashing.
"My girlfriend always talks about how her brother is in the Air Force. So I gave her the Arizona Air Raid to show my patriotism."
by Flyhunter November 2, 2008
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255 air conditioning

having two windows down driving fifty-five miles per hour. usually used in older cars, or in cars with cheap drivers that dont want to use the extra gas to turn on the A/C.
Passenger: Do you have A/C in your car?
Driver: Ha, yea man, i got 255 air conditioning

little did she know the windows would be open and it would mess up her hair. mwhahaha!
by TheKingsDictionary August 18, 2007
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air out these puppies

when a girl is butt naked, and she opens her arms and shakes her titties, to air them out.
girl: "Phew it was hot in there, i gotta air out these puppies!"
mugGet the air out these puppiesmug.

Air Traffic Controller

similar to a wingman, an air traffic controller will help a fellow lad get a girl, `the big difference between a wingman and an air traffic controller, the air traffic controller will not engage with the girl, also the air traffic controller will help the lad with any problems that may arise in the lads pulling process.
"Here comes Lucy's ex." "oh, he will be a total cockblock to greg, he has been trying to get Lucy all night." "Don't worry, I will be his Air traffic controller and distract him."
by RG69 January 10, 2013
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Air Cadet Staff

A person who is Staff of the Air Training Corps. They Don't have a wife or a girlfriend and have sexual thoughts towards planes.
Why is that air cadet staff member touching the plane like that
by EveryDayMoaner December 8, 2017
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