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Ryan Burke

Literally the best footballer, like a prime Wayne Rooney with his lockdown skin head could’ve gone pro but got injured at West Ham trials, so started his modeling career instead could have 1 mil but is shadowbanned
“Is that Lionel messi? No u blind twat it’s Ryan Burke”
by Ryan15673 April 13, 2021
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ryan guldemond

The hottest person ever
You may know him from the band Mother Mother
Dayum Ryan Guldemond is really hot
by Douglasismybb June 18, 2022
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Ryan Koh

Ryan Koh's are known for many things like being photogenic and making the best music ever. If you are considering a professional music career, think of changing your name to Ryan Koh.
That guy is so talented at making music and really handsome too! Surely is a Ryan Koh
by Bing Jie September 11, 2022
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Bigfoot Ryan

A fully grown man with a diagnosis of chronic explosive diarrhea as well as toe fungus between his nasal cavities and two three-sided thumbs. He may also have an incurable Fortnite addiction.
That man looks like a Bigfoot Ryan, the traction that those three-sided thumbs give him is exquisite. He also blows up public restrooms on a regular basis.
by bigchungus1212 May 7, 2022
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Ryan garza

a fat fagget that gets no girls and strikes out in baseball every at bat and can't catch the ball and vapes apple juice in the school bathroom with the suicided squid and loves to suck dick with James Charles and choke and gag and

make it squirt down his throat like a ketchup bottle and has the funniest most retarted hair cut
by pussyfartsinmymouth April 4, 2022
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Ryan Wikner

A physically strong man. Has a good heart and fun sense of humor. Great friend and family man. Bonus; has a magnum dong
"Would you ever want to hang out with a Ryan Wikner? " "I sure as hell would!"
by Nicole Navadda March 24, 2022
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Ryan’s girlfriend

Ryan’s girlfriend is a loveable and sweet and very kind person who loves ryan with her whole heart. Ryan’s girlfriend also appreciates Ryan deeply and hopes to have a future with him. Ryan loves her very much and she will hit him if he doesn’t, Ryan’s girlfriend also loves Ryan very much because he makes her incredibly happy. Ryan’s girlfriend is adorable and he listens to her like a lost puppy. Ryan’s girlfriend thinks Ryan has adorable yes and a handsome face with very cute smile and laugh. Ryan love his girlfriend.
“Bro madeleine’s boyfriend loves her like Ryan’s girlfriend does too.”
by Stoprnyouidiots March 27, 2022
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