butt wand

1. slang for penis or dildo which has been or will be used in anal sex.

2. an excellent name for people who fuck others over. (see prick, asshole, douche and their variant forms)

1. i work at a porn store selling handcuffs and butt wands to people.

2. my boss at the porn store is a total butt wand.

by Vulva Hammer May 7, 2011

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Butt sex

(Sigh)

Just look up anal sex like a mature person.

John: Mom, I just had butt sex with my girlfriend.
Mom: Don't be so immature John

by The.Urban.Legend September 18, 2016

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The partial numbness of the buttocks that results from long car trips. Causes the sensation of your ass being one with the car seat. Named for the Buick line, as the suspension in these and other large sedans tends to amplify the effect.

Bob: You know, after driving for the last four hours, I feel as though I've become one with the car. Is this Zen?

Larry: Nah, it's just Buick butt.

by Justice Walker March 13, 2009

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Butt surf

1.To be ignored by someone thought to be a friend when in a group situation. The body language mimics that of a surfer turning on a wave. When approached to offer a greeting, they pause their conversation and turn only to turn back toward the group to continue. The individual has literally turned away from you and offered their butt. 2. To be snubbed by someone 3. To be stood up by a friend 4. Not returning someones call intentionally

I was at the party and I saw Jim talking to his work freinds. I tried to join the conversation and he totally butt surfed me. He acted like he didn't even know me.

by Simon sayz November 25, 2013

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