D-low

A god among all life forms in all of existence

Holy fuck that guy is such a D-low!

by DaaBootyybanditt November 25, 2020

D-Mart

A Dumpster, or Dumpsters in general. Used in the context of dumpster diving.

"Hey, I burned you a CD."

"Why is it in a DVD case?"

"Oh, yeah, I had a bunch of those lying around. Got 'em at D-Mart for a bargain."

"It says 'Blockbuster'."

"Yeah, they threw out like 200 of them, so I've got a stack in my garage."

"... I think you might have a hoarding problem."

"What? No way. That shit comes in handy."

"You know, there was a guy once, and his brother I think, and he was crushed by an enormous stack of stuff he was hoarding."

"What kind of stuff? I mean, what are you saying?"

"I'm just saying, you know... It could... "

"Oh, just shut up."

"Yeah, whatever."

"Whatever."

"..."

"..."

"So what's on the CD?"

by Whatever man May 9, 2008

Eternal D

n.
excessive eBayer of toys. Buyer, seller, amateur sniper.

I got to stay up all night. I have to pull an Eternal D on this auction.

by EXO November 9, 2004

8===D

if you don't know what this is you need to get your eyes checked...
IT'S A DICK!!!(for you sticklers for proper scientific terminology out there, it's a penis( you know... that thing hanging between your legs(otherwise known as your best friend)))

Me: so what was the "reward" you recieved yesterday
Friend: 8===D👄
Me: ...
Me: I'm so proud of you (╥﹏╥)

by READIT!!! February 28, 2018

d jac

one who jacks off dogs

hide your dogs when you see d jac

by thecreatureinthe abis October 13, 2008

Dirrty D

A sexually active, intoxicated man.

The one and only being Danny B.

It's about time you got a dose of the Dirrty D.

We partied last night like Dirrty D.

No one can cut the rug like Dirrty D.

by Chase Bennett April 7, 2005

d-wod

a shortened version of the word dickwod, can be pronounced d-wod or dwod.

1. a dick of a person, annoying.
2. a piece of material used for collecting ejaculate.

1. piss off d-wod.
2. check my d-wod its totz full to the maximum.

by sharpwn July 21, 2009