Charge 7 Brown Bag

As you are fast-walking to the bathroom and you feel like your colon is about to jump out your ass, only to drop trou and discover that your butt barrel is blocked. You press a litter harder and *POP*.... out of your little brown starfish, the doughy round projectile that was stuck in your turd cutter is expelled like a 155mm using charge 7 red bag, only in this case it is charge brown bag! The projectile is often found stuck to the back of the bowl, flattened out with specks of brown bag residue scattered around it.

Bryan: Damn, Bubba! After stuffing my face at Persis, I had to race to the shitter and fire a Charge 7 Brown Bag.

Chad: Dude! You nasty!

by Arie Ola October 09, 2019

July 7, 7700 A.D.

The day we move to the moon. Party is at 8, aliens cost 2 quintillion dollars to get in, humans? Dead.

Alien: When is the party?
Humans: July 7, 7700 A.D. see you soon *sun swallows the earth*

Alien: 👽🤟⭐️⭐️

by NYcityrat December 17, 2019

7 second rodeo ride

You mount a girl you've only known for a little while from behind. Once you've established a rhythm, get a good grip then call her by the wrong name. If you can hang on for 7 seconds you get a score from the judges

Crazy 7 second rodeo ride last night after I called Amanda "Kayla." I held on though.

by Vulgarityispoetry December 02, 2017

american idol season 7

The best season of American Idol so far. No future Sanjayas of Taylor Hicks, just a load of fresh young talent.

Not to mention weird auditions.

American Idol season 7 rocks!!!!!

by Go Phillies February 23, 2008

7 mile spanking machine

7 miles of people ready to spank you as you crawl between their legs. See heaven

Daddy see if your friends can give me a 7 mile spanking machine

by RodgerC26 May 30, 2018

May 7 And november 13

May 7 & November 13 are the 2 days where the most SEXIEST people are born. Don’t ever let them go. Don’t ever!

Man they are such a sexy couple!
No wonder they’re born on May 7 And November 13!

by Factslmao December 06, 2020

New Zealand 7/11

When you go off to New Zealand to have a 7-way with complete strangers. It’s open all hours of the night and there’s a chance someone might catch a STD.

Tobias: Hey Riley, I got several of my mates at my house tonight and we need just one more person to perform a New Zealand 7/11.
Riley: no thanks, I don’t want to get sick.

by Datzabbadabbado June 26, 2019