You mount a girl you've only known for a little while from behind. Once you've established a rhythm, get a good grip then call her by the wrong name. If you can hang on for 7 seconds you get a score from the judges
by Vulgarityispoetry December 2, 2017

As you are fast-walking to the bathroom and you feel like your colon is about to jump out your ass, only to drop trou and discover that your butt barrel is blocked. You press a litter harder and *POP*.... out of your little brown starfish, the doughy round projectile that was stuck in your turd cutter is expelled like a 155mm using charge 7 red bag, only in this case it is charge brown bag! The projectile is often found stuck to the back of the bowl, flattened out with specks of brown bag residue scattered around it.
Bryan: Damn, Bubba! After stuffing my face at Persis, I had to race to the shitter and fire a Charge 7 Brown Bag.
Chad: Dude! You nasty!
Chad: Dude! You nasty!
by Arie Ola October 9, 2019

The best season of American Idol so far. No future Sanjayas of Taylor Hicks, just a load of fresh young talent.
Not to mention weird auditions.
Not to mention weird auditions.
by Go Phillies March 2, 2008

by RodgerC26 June 11, 2018

May 7 & November 13 are the 2 days where the most SEXIEST people are born. Don’t ever let them go. Don’t ever!
by Factslmao December 6, 2020

When you go off to New Zealand to have a 7-way with complete strangers. It’s open all hours of the night and there’s a chance someone might catch a STD.
Tobias: Hey Riley, I got several of my mates at my house tonight and we need just one more person to perform a New Zealand 7/11.
Riley: no thanks, I don’t want to get sick.
Riley: no thanks, I don’t want to get sick.
by Datzabbadabbado June 26, 2019

and overpriced car considering that disgusting styling! The 760 has to be the biggest rippoff ever knowing that the E55 is faster than ALL of them and is 40,000 dollars less than the 760.
by Snoop Doggy Dogg July 16, 2003
