Barber's Beef

After eating cottage cheese lasagna for a night, you shit on a women, she pukes in your mouth, you shit that out, that's barbers beef.

Me and my girl Stacy have been getting more seriously lately, I even have some Barber's Beef left on the floor last night.

by PerrierDrinker48 March 19, 2019

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Hot Beef

A jalapeno-tinged expulsion of gas from the back door. Often the result of the decision to stop for gas station breakfast burritos.

We were somewhere around Barstow, at the edge of the desert, when we smelled jimmy's Hot Beef from the back seat.

by SpiralSuitcase August 13, 2019

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Anal beef

When you and your girl are doing anal and your girl takes a load on your wiener and you didn't pull out and then she farts and her load flies on your face.

*EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES.

"Yo, she just anal beefed on him!"

by Sloppy joes January 25, 2017

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Beef O'Brady

Where a woman puts a beefstick all the way up her ass, and then proceeds to poop it out while another person takes bites from it as it appears.

Last night, my wife came home with a Slim Jim and we did a Beef O'Brady.

by Darkearwig August 31, 2017

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snail beef

Snail beef is snail beef. Snail beef is used academically in Harvard University, and other professional academic resources. Snail beef originated from mars, bitch.

“What is that thing?”
“snail...”
“snail beef.”

by baboon pickle October 26, 2017

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