secular man-boy

An intellectual hipster with roots in the humanities with a lax attitude towards defining his viewership

Mr. Write-for-a-Large-Audience: Don’t use metafiction that a fourth grader can’t understand
Mr. Emotional Poet: I’m a Secular Man-Boy, not a complete idiot

by Blueberry Boat November 15, 2023

red hair man

A man that has its own body suit of hair that can be braided from his head to his balls.

Mom look at that red hair man

by Darkninja07 September 11, 2016

Showing The Man Downstairs Who’s Boss

A euphemism for jacking off. The man downstairs is referring to an individuals genitalia. By showing him who’s boss, you are beating him, aka beating off, aka jacking off.

Man, work has sucked today. I think I’m just gonna go home and end up showing the man downstairs who’s boss.

by WiltMichaels November 25, 2022

Clergy Man

A man who is like a priest or child of god.

Mary Beth: Lil' timmy #73 Go tell the Clergy Man your sins.
Lil' Timmy #73: okay momma.

by Mary Beth and Bobby boys #55th January 27, 2025

man crackin

Mouth full of dishsoap, crack their butt with a wooden spoon

Keep talking filth, and you're gonna get a man cracking

by scorcharific October 24, 2020

Man

A miserable little pile of secrets.

"What is a man!? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!"
- Dracula in Castlevania Symphony if The Night

by DanteR3dgrave_ August 13, 2021

omega-man

A nickname for a man who has an abundant amount of fat.

The term derives from the fact that fat has a high inductance, measured in ohms, with the symbol omega.

I went in with the stun gun and the man didn't flinch, a fuckin omega-man.

by EngineerHumor December 21, 2021