Its eli in a nutshell
by PopcornMcgee December 09, 2019
Mustard boy is a stupid fat furry monkey who shoves mustard up his asshole and eats it, he also ruins his friends ranked games and is profusely bad at video games, especially valorant.
Guy 1:dude you threw my ranked game, I lost 22 rr.
Guy 2 (mustard boy): I tried my best
Guy 1: you fucking suck
Guy 2 (mustard boy): I tried my best
Guy 1: you fucking suck
by kkpep January 06, 2024
a hello kitty boy. the worst. hello kitty boys are cheaters, and always mentally unstable. never date one. he’ll turn you into a hello kitty girl. he was use you for sexual purposes, while using others at the same time.
by roseerxv January 13, 2024
Person A: Jake just posted 5 new pics of his new widescreen monitor again.
Person B: A I guess he's a desk boy.
Person B: A I guess he's a desk boy.
by loteoo November 11, 2020
A desk boy is a guy (usually a simp) who sits under a an E-girls desk all day for the sole purpose of performing sexual services. They are usually restrained in some way or another.
by Rawrgasmo April 18, 2021
haha 10 incher ma ass a seen 5cm rulers bigger dan ur dik m8!! n whoeva rote that fing aba ur redness is so so so true!
by Maria April 11, 2005
jack hu ya tryna kid wit da size ov ya dik lol its tiny!!!! lol glad sum1 uva dan uz lot noticed ur blushered cheeks lmao, o0o0o0o ow funi eh an o ye stop rytin stuff aba urself sayin stuff da ur blantenly da opposite 2 haha u chav o w8 WANA B chav
o0o0o0o0 yeh jack geta grip wil ye!! wen ppl c u in da winda dey get confused weva der in da red lite district or juz bi ur ouse cos ya so red n brite !!!! LMFAO
by Kt April 23, 2005