Skip to main content

Bareeze Man

Any dude wearing a Bareeze-branded sherwani along with a cheap, crusty vest crafted at some mom and pop tailor shop, and knockoff Sunglass Hut sunglasses, walking like an astronaut who took a dump inside their spacesuit .
At the wedding, Hussein went into full Bareeze Man mode by strenuously flexing all of his body parts inside of his Bareeze outfit in front of all of the young aunties, so that he could be impressed and complimented by them. Turns out, that all the aunties have passed out due to Hussein's excessive flexing. One uncle even walked up to Hussein and recited the nazar ki dua while helicopter slapping him, so that he could “get into his senses”.
by skimpypaki081447 July 17, 2021
mugGet the Bareeze Manmug.

Old Man Spit

the way old people spit: it sounds like this: HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK PTOOOOOOOO
That 70-year-old man just old man spit into his soup
by Sparklestarley December 9, 2016
mugGet the Old Man Spitmug.

Fat man

You
by memur October 26, 2020
mugGet the Fat manmug.

Toast Man

Retarded Racist discord and reddit user from east Poland who lives in west Poland.
he has two beautiful daughters, Christine and Adama
"I fucking hate Toast Man he's a racist retard"
"kill yourself you nigger"
by Tit sucker January 20, 2024
mugGet the Toast Manmug.

man

Adult or elderly person of masculine gender with 100% masculine biological sex.
Man.
by Hebrovuskrab February 16, 2025
mugGet the manmug.

Carpet Man

A carpet man is a man who is always assertive with women, and they use him as an "entryway's carpet" (they metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.
Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
by sudbab December 13, 2021
mugGet the Carpet Manmug.

Blizzard Man

That new gay guy is a real Blizzard Man
by The Kink MANIK January 17, 2009
mugGet the Blizzard Manmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email