Little blue people who can’t turn a screwdriver without being told how, don’t get raises, and get fucked in the ass for the company they work for.
by Zim Jink July 11, 2022
Get the Trimble’s Mansmug. A woman that backs the feminist movement to such an extent, but can’t see past the basic flaws in her argument or when she is doing the exact same thing towards men
Oh you're a feminist but believe a man should always pay for a first date. And then cry when you're told otherwise... You miss are a menstrual man muncher.
by NomadWordMaker January 7, 2021
Get the Menstrual Man Munchermug. The time where civilization falls, natural disasters happen everywhere, wars happen, buildings crumble, humans die, animals die, trees fall down, incidents repeat, and the world will crumble, with 0 surviving
1: Tomorrow is gonna be such a good day!
2: No it will not, the fall of man will happen, every bad thing you can think of will happen, wars, deaths, fires, earthquakes, etc... Buildings will crumble, civilization will fall t̵̢̨̡̛͔͖̼̙̪̞̗̜̮͆̑̀̽̐͐̽̓́̓̚͜͝͠͠h̶̛͔̄̎̊̀͑͆͑̂͋͗̒͋e̴̝͐̋̽͑̕r̶̨̛͔̳͇̖̦̥͓͍̠͌͐̀̂́̓͋͂͂̓̃̍̐͝ͅe̴̢̢̡̻͇̠͔͔̹̪͓͊̍ ̵͖̫̬̯͙̠̠̓͛̋̍̍̅̂͋̕͝͠ͅw̶̧̨̢͇̲͖̭̯̞̜̖̩̄̓͋̀͊́͜͝i̶̭̝̯̦̲̞͔̳̠̹͈̎̿̍̓̑̌̎̃̂̕͝l̴̥̺̭͈̟̰̻̰̞̪̓̍͋͗̑͛̍͒̐́̐́͐̚͝l̶̟̱͚̗̰̖̽̕͜ ̴̡̡̝̝̫̦͚̟͎͎̹̝̟͎̈͒͒̎̉̄̄͂͛̕̕͘͘͝ͅn̴̡̯͕͓̟̰̒̑́o̵̬̤̦͉͓̟͉̤̟͊̌̒̅̀̓̏͘t̶̢̼̮̭̞̜̺̜̤͒̈̍̒̿̓ ̴̨̛̦͖̹̱͓̟̯̤͇͍͓̭̻̏̍͐́̕b ̛̣̞̻̝͚̀͌̀̚ë̴̡̦̞͉͚̫͕͔̘͔̹͔̯̩́̏͑̾̒̋̈́̆̇̒͌̚͠ͅ ̡̛̛̮͓̙̗̭̺̘͎̣á̶̱͉͎͙̝̣̮̔̽̈́̊̔̎͂̋̉͜n ̖̦̙͍̫̟̳̺͓̻̩̠͌̃̂̀͌̅̍̆̍̐͝͝ ̴͍̲͚̱̇͗͆̀̀͌̄̄̈́͂e ̳̪͎̥̤͇͉͕̉̎͒̿͒͒̓̽̾̒̑͘͘͝ͅs̴͍̩̆̈́̾̊̂̑͑͒̋̈́͐c̴̡̢͕̫̝͉͇̩͎̰̥͕͎͉̊̐͋̀̏͆̎̚͜͠a̶̳̠̹̜̟͆̎̓͌p̴̡̗͎̪͕̖̹̼̟͔̿̈́͋̓̽̐̌̈́͆̀̕̚͝ͅe̵̢̞͎͇̼̟̖̱̯̥͎͈̤͌̐͆͋̈́̏̐͊͛̔̎̽͠
2: No it will not, the fall of man will happen, every bad thing you can think of will happen, wars, deaths, fires, earthquakes, etc... Buildings will crumble, civilization will fall t̵̢̨̡̛͔͖̼̙̪̞̗̜̮͆̑̀̽̐͐̽̓́̓̚͜͝͠͠h̶̛͔̄̎̊̀͑͆͑̂͋͗̒͋e̴̝͐̋̽͑̕r̶̨̛͔̳͇̖̦̥͓͍̠͌͐̀̂́̓͋͂͂̓̃̍̐͝ͅe̴̢̢̡̻͇̠͔͔̹̪͓͊̍ ̵͖̫̬̯͙̠̠̓͛̋̍̍̅̂͋̕͝͠ͅw̶̧̨̢͇̲͖̭̯̞̜̖̩̄̓͋̀͊́͜͝i̶̭̝̯̦̲̞͔̳̠̹͈̎̿̍̓̑̌̎̃̂̕͝l̴̥̺̭͈̟̰̻̰̞̪̓̍͋͗̑͛̍͒̐́̐́͐̚͝l̶̟̱͚̗̰̖̽̕͜ ̴̡̡̝̝̫̦͚̟͎͎̹̝̟͎̈͒͒̎̉̄̄͂͛̕̕͘͘͝ͅn̴̡̯͕͓̟̰̒̑́o̵̬̤̦͉͓̟͉̤̟͊̌̒̅̀̓̏͘t̶̢̼̮̭̞̜̺̜̤͒̈̍̒̿̓ ̴̨̛̦͖̹̱͓̟̯̤͇͍͓̭̻̏̍͐́̕b ̛̣̞̻̝͚̀͌̀̚ë̴̡̦̞͉͚̫͕͔̘͔̹͔̯̩́̏͑̾̒̋̈́̆̇̒͌̚͠ͅ ̡̛̛̮͓̙̗̭̺̘͎̣á̶̱͉͎͙̝̣̮̔̽̈́̊̔̎͂̋̉͜n ̖̦̙͍̫̟̳̺͓̻̩̠͌̃̂̀͌̅̍̆̍̐͝͝ ̴͍̲͚̱̇͗͆̀̀͌̄̄̈́͂e ̳̪͎̥̤͇͉͕̉̎͒̿͒͒̓̽̾̒̑͘͘͝ͅs̴͍̩̆̈́̾̊̂̑͑͒̋̈́͐c̴̡̢͕̫̝͉͇̩͎̰̥͕͎͉̊̐͋̀̏͆̎̚͜͠a̶̳̠̹̜̟͆̎̓͌p̴̡̗͎̪͕̖̹̼̟͔̿̈́͋̓̽̐̌̈́͆̀̕̚͝ͅe̵̢̞͎͇̼̟̖̱̯̥͎͈̤͌̐͆͋̈́̏̐͊͛̔̎̽͠
by boblox guy April 5, 2022
Get the the fall of manmug. a male person who has leader qaulities and knows how to use dese he is very chill
and if there are problems he is there to safe the day
and if there are problems he is there to safe the day
by die ene November 30, 2021
Get the de manmug. by Polarizing_arsehole August 19, 2017
Get the Hemispheric Man Ladymug. Ingredients:
- 2 large fresh testicles
- 2 cups flour
- 1 tablespoon garlic powder
- 1 tablespoon onion powder
- 1 teaspoon paprika
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
- 2 cups milk
- Oil for frying
Instructions:
1. Rinse the bull testicles under cold water and pat dry.
2. Using a sharp knife, remove the outer skin and membrane from the testicles, and slice them into thin rounds.
3. In a shallow dish, combine the flour, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, salt, and black pepper.
4. In another shallow dish, pour the milk.
5. Dip each slice of bull testicle into the milk, then coat thoroughly in the flour mixture.
6. Heat oil in a deep skillet or fryer to 375 degrees Fahrenheit.
7. Carefully place the coated slices of bull testicle into the hot oil, and fry until golden brown, about 2-3 minutes per side.
8. Remove the fried testicles from the oil with a slotted spoon and drain on paper towels.
9. Serve hot, garnished with parsley or lemon wedges if desired.
Note: Bull testicles can be quite tough, so some recipes recommend pounding them with a meat mallet before preparing to tenderize them.
- 2 large fresh testicles
- 2 cups flour
- 1 tablespoon garlic powder
- 1 tablespoon onion powder
- 1 teaspoon paprika
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
- 2 cups milk
- Oil for frying
Instructions:
1. Rinse the bull testicles under cold water and pat dry.
2. Using a sharp knife, remove the outer skin and membrane from the testicles, and slice them into thin rounds.
3. In a shallow dish, combine the flour, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, salt, and black pepper.
4. In another shallow dish, pour the milk.
5. Dip each slice of bull testicle into the milk, then coat thoroughly in the flour mixture.
6. Heat oil in a deep skillet or fryer to 375 degrees Fahrenheit.
7. Carefully place the coated slices of bull testicle into the hot oil, and fry until golden brown, about 2-3 minutes per side.
8. Remove the fried testicles from the oil with a slotted spoon and drain on paper towels.
9. Serve hot, garnished with parsley or lemon wedges if desired.
Note: Bull testicles can be quite tough, so some recipes recommend pounding them with a meat mallet before preparing to tenderize them.
by Walnut91 June 1, 2023
Get the Man chopsmug. by licky man is my dad July 15, 2024
Get the Licky manmug.