Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch

An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure

(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")

Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened

by RevolutionKing888 May 26, 2023

Yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn

when you question why a homeless dude is on your dick

"yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn?" "shiii idk"

by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021

Put your tittes in my mouff son

When one in the places the areola in the mouth of Andrew for the satisfaction asociated with such action.

Hey, put your titties in my mouff, son!!

by Andrew May 1, 2004

dont let me get in my zon

basically means the let the person stop thriving for success and giving up

yo man, stop doing all that extra shit, take a break!

nah man, dont let me get in my zone!!

by prettygoddess8714 September 7, 2016

Help I zipped up my pp

Someone help please

It hurts

Now it's purple

Me: Help I zipped up my pp

Guy next to me: that sucks

by RangerPlauge July 5, 2020

My Hero Boku No X Attack on Hunter

The best anime ever >.< So if u ask someone what their fave anal is just say this

I love My Hero Boku No X Attack on Hunter

by hisokaandkurapikakinnie November 2, 2020

Are you guys really there? Or just my imagination?

I’m talking about UrbanDictionary Jews

But, they called the cops on me and put me in prison last time, right?

Are you guys really there? Or just my imagination?

by Death Menace April 17, 2022