how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back

by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022

what the fuck did i just see

when you see something that makes you want to either kill yourself or rip your eyes out of your socket

Bro what the fuck did I just see I want to rip my eyeballs out of my socket

by DaCuber28 May 5, 2023

i need a cookie

a phrase used when a women is in their menstrual cycle.

“I need a cookie” = “I need a pad”

by oroe_ September 6, 2023

I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025

yeah i know

said to match by pencil

pencil: yeah i know she was so surprised
match: really?

by gmnhfgnbfxbdz February 2, 2023

I got u

Meant by most hustlers as a means to say no. Or Hell nawl. As Long as I owe u, u a neva be Broke.

Nobody: U still got that for me from last week.

Me: I SAID I GOT U.. DAMN

by ManiWorld5 December 13, 2021

I came to party

I came to party is like the modern more eloquent Yolo.

Hanging out with someone and they offer drugs or to do something stupid yet entertaining “hell yea man I came to party”

by Yeetemthenskeetem June 23, 2019