A waste of time, a complete shit hole where teachers and stupid ass people like to give you cruel and unusual punishments. Once you step foot into grade 1 you have pretty much sold you soul to a juvenile prison camp for the next 14 years. From grade 1 through to 6 is fucking horrible, grade 7 to 9 is even more shit and 10-12 is pretty much revising everything you did in 1-9. Homework is a fucking disgrace on humanity and every essay, assignment or other piece of work should be torched with a can of deodorant and a lighter. The only fun subject is whatever language you do, simply because you can sit at the back of the class and watch as the teacher walks past and you can play whatever games you want. School is pretty much the epitome of the government sending you to "child hell" to study for tests and write stupid fucking shit that no one will care about, sometimes you may get the one of the most shit teachers that he will send you home with work every day or he will tell you to revise for a test that is the next fucking month. What a fucking cock. Another thing is that you cant seem to eat, drink, laugh, talk, fart, burp, swear or go to the toilet while your in class, it is the most randomised bullshit. Overall school is a mountain of shit that suck the life out of you and forces you to learn. Fuck it makes me feel as though my head is about to fucking overload.
by HZ_BZ22 June 7, 2018
Get the School mug.About the crappiest ghetto school in Frazier Park. Its also so weird it starts in 5th grade. If you are in fourth grade and live in FP, Lebec, or Pine Mountain Club Do not go to this damn school its ghetto af. GO TO GORMAN dont go to el tejon
by i like to masterb8 June 8, 2018
Get the El Tejon Middle School mug.Hell, but on earth and for 6th-8th graders. All the popular kids are there to make you feel like shit. also the bus. You have to share a bus with high schoolers and they just torment 6th graders. And everyone says the f word at least twice a day. Also the homework and they hate it when you sneak on a game on your laptop/chrome book (if your district uses those)
5th Grader: “I can’t wait to go to middle school!”
7th or 8th grader: “Are you suuurrrre you want to go to hell because that’s what it sounds like.”
7th or 8th grader: “Are you suuurrrre you want to go to hell because that’s what it sounds like.”
by Swag-o-Cato June 8, 2018
Get the Middle School mug.The realm of Satan. Where monsters disguised as popular kids make you feel miserable for three miserable years! And when you finally find a good group of friends, they separate and leave you alone!
by Timewarps_1 June 11, 2018
Get the Middle School mug.A school that is not funded by the government and taxes that you have to pay tuition for.
Private schools are NOT full of rich, snobby, white, spoiled kids.
Private schools are NOT that strict.
Private schools are the same thing as public schools, but you have to wear uniforms and pay tuition.
Private schools are NOT full of rich, snobby, white, spoiled kids.
Private schools are NOT that strict.
Private schools are the same thing as public schools, but you have to wear uniforms and pay tuition.
Person 1: Oh? That chick goes to a private school? She must be a total spoiled bitch.
Person 2: She has divorced parents who abuse her daily, and she’s also a really good friend.
Person 2: She has divorced parents who abuse her daily, and she’s also a really good friend.
by Truth_def June 11, 2018
Get the Private School mug.Legal torture full of a bunch of dumb jackass boys and dumb jackass girls who think they rule the fucking world. Then some dumb teacher gives you a test and you fail it and you die and then you don't do any HW cause your too busy playing video games, watching Netflix and then watching youtube. (LEGAL TORTURE)
Girl: Wait up! Does this make me look fat?
Me: No, you're fine *go away*
Girl: Ugh those boys are so dumb.
Me: silence *I hate Middle school*
Me: No, you're fine *go away*
Girl: Ugh those boys are so dumb.
Me: silence *I hate Middle school*
by EveNing1000 June 11, 2018
Get the Middle School mug.In the heart of Vienna Madison is full of a bunch of rich kids. That’s all you need to know tbh. That are all a bunch of stoners who would do anything for some weed. They are pretty good at sports I’ll give them that. Their main rival is Marshall High School kinda a bummer that their girls varsity and freshmen basketball lost to them :/ everyone lost respect for them at that point. All their parents buy them new cars whenever they get their license. Most likely a white Jeep or something basic like that. They are all a bunch of rich white kids who are trust fund babies and they all probably have like a beach house or smthn like that. Yeah hey also have this Madison parade every year and shit down the main road in Vienna which is actually complete bull shit because they’re are other people in the world but they seem to not care ab that. In conclusion it’s just a bunch of rich white drugees who actually aren’t that smart :/
Common phrases include:
“Wanna go to lax unlimited with me after school”
“Bruh I hate Spanish sf much lets j skip and go to chipotle”
“Where we pregaming at?”
“Who’s got the vodka boys?!?”
Common names include
Aiden (any spelling)
Daniel
Connor
Jordan
Rylie (any spelling)
Any other rich white person name
Common phrases include:
“Wanna go to lax unlimited with me after school”
“Bruh I hate Spanish sf much lets j skip and go to chipotle”
“Where we pregaming at?”
“Who’s got the vodka boys?!?”
Common names include
Aiden (any spelling)
Daniel
Connor
Jordan
Rylie (any spelling)
Any other rich white person name
by Guesswhotfiis June 21, 2019
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