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I Do Not Want You In My Life.

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by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025
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I am toxic

BEing toxic is an art of trolling where you be yourself but 100 times meaner this is really fun and it also gives the victim a laugh too. Most toxic people are on live stream which can be really funny for the streamer and the rest of the audience
Streamer: stop being sweet I need a toxic person here

You: I am toxic
Streamer: no your not

You: go kys listen to me next time you bitch
by Missesllama November 11, 2018
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Like I care....

Something somebody says when they don't care. Yeah literally that's it.
YO Jessica!!! Look at my new Versace purse!!!! " Like I care....Its ugly anyway..."
by Nelldoesthings December 24, 2022
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I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!
Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"
by GlazeHer June 4, 2025
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I

I wish I knew…
Why mute do you choose…
When you couldn’t write…
You did….
And when you can…

You don’t.

I wish I knew what you read…
If anything….
Only here I have been…
Yesterday and today…
Maybe something else you see…
Probably my overactive imagination
Getting the best of me.
And nothing you read…

A negative cat…
Pounces on this and that…
I don’t know this cat…
As a matter of fact…
I am a just a girl…
Who twirls…
To say I love you
And this I will always do.

With a mind full of whys…
And a heart filled with love
that will never die…
You always will be that guy!
by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 13, 2024
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Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!
Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"

Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
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