I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.
Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|
by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019
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can i art you

To draw with your white goo on a females forhead while you bust
Jerry was getting fantastic dome and asked "Can I art you?" right before he busted he drew a picture of a smiley face on her forehead
by Albertsgoofy November 29, 2015
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I ain't sweat

I ain't sweat
= I am not lying!
Police: Did you do it?
Guy: Ayo no!
Police: Don't lie!
Guy: Bruv, I ain't sweat!
by Ya Word Definer May 21, 2018
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eden: who is your favourite pokémon character

george:I like misty (she has big tits)
i like misty because she got big tits
by just a pokémon “fan” November 01, 2021
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I love love

Something a women who has been with an innumerable amount of men says to either rationalize or justify having loose sexual morals
Nina Agdal said “I love love” When explaining her comfort with public displays of affection (She falated someone in a football stadium)
by Just a guy noticing things October 08, 2023
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Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
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