fuck that shit

(Phrase) An act of sticking a penis into a pile of shit.

See (shitfucker) https : / / www . urbandictionary . com/define.php?term=shit-fucker

Present tense: John loves to fuck that shit.
Past tense: John fucked that shit into pieces.

by Sophisticated Retard March 17, 2021

Shit

It’s a piece of shit. You know what this is. Why are you here?

I took a shit.

by Just a smith September 15, 2023

Eat shit

1. An insult in English, but is the literal translation of an insult more commonly used in Cantonese, 食屎 (sik si).

2. To get the short end of the stick, to experience some unfortunate turns of events. This one commonly is found in the past tense "ate shit".

1. "Sik si lan yeung!" (Eat shit dickface)

2. "Bruh I really just ate shit"

by MistressChing_Ext November 17, 2024

piss n shit

piss n shit is a combination of shit and piss OR a phrase used to describe your son’s dick.

gonna capture some piss n shit

by MagiYT November 20, 2021

Shit cupboard

Cupboard where you store all the stuff you don’t need but can’t bare to throw away, just in case.

Gaz said “ I had to replace my toilet on Sunday but to get to the stop cock I then had to empty my shit cupboard....

by Dan1ssol June 19, 2024

Shit Salad Sandwich

When someone is having anal sex and their penis gets covered with shit. Thus covering the anal recipient ass with shit.

Guy 1 : "Yo, did you hook up with that girl last night"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".

by The Extra Crispy Colonel June 25, 2017

baby shit

make cake out of baby shit

hey wtf are u making with baby shit-

by blizzard bitch February 4, 2021