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Kyle Jones

A young bored boy who likes to beg it off katie
Kyle Jones:I want to shag katie but i don’t know how to wash my foreskin

Big DP:Shut it your mums a crackhead
by frontlinebabygirl September 17, 2021
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Paul Jones

The biggest known man made disaster ever! The miners in Chernobyl knew the event as a Paul Jones!
That’s worse than a disaster mate that’s a Paul jones!!!
by Truth teller 44 September 17, 2021
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mallory jones

An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.
That mallory jones, gagged smelling the meat loaf again.
by smmatta September 22, 2021
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Jimothy Jones

Your dad who is secretly gay and straight. They like boys who dress like girls chained up to walls naked. They also like masculine girls who smack their ass.
by JimothyJones October 6, 2021
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Mikayla Jones

She is on crackhead energy and she is probably light skin too, she has on glasses and she has a bestfriend group probably, she is very sweet, caring, loyal, kind of sassy, and hits your back until the end
Dee: Mikayla Jones is being a crackhead
Courtney: yea, typical Mikayla Jones
by Crispycrispyhotchicken October 10, 2021
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Stuart Jones

Stuart jones the unit he'll knock u out bruv
by fearlessmonkey8 October 13, 2021
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Shawn Jones

Shawn jones are rare to come by, they should be bowed down to whenever seen, they are the good of being cool other than that, they are very sexy
by Anonymous Coat July 22, 2021
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