When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
by Dick longington June 21, 2018
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Alyssa Noel Johnson

Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether it’s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesn’t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south y’all, she doesn’t want you. Or your grit.
“Where’s my meaut?”
Oh you mean Alyssa Noel Johnson!”
by SweetTeaMe September 17, 2020
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Cranking my Johnson

The act of twisting your dick like a crank at full erection.
I was with the boys when I saw a homeless man and just had to whip it out and start Cranking my Johnson right then and there.
by ItsYeeBoyTom April 22, 2024
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dalonte johnson

The best man you would ever meet . He has his ways but would do anything to make you happy. He's a go getter and I will never take no for an answer .
Look at dalonte johnson he getting money but girl if he ask for your number and you say no he won't accept that , but he sexy girl give it to him
by Trigger March 14, 2017
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A magic Johnson

When someone is wanking and before they cum they jump and do a 360 and try to spunk in their partners ass
Marcus just did a magic Johnson on his wife
by Brian franks May 31, 2021
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Sara Charlotte Johnson

A very nice person that u need to be around more because u don’t know how amazing she is she is so caring too
Sara Charlotte Johnson is amazing
by Hi hi do he do bc CB BFF April 05, 2021
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Stacc Johnson

Jimmy: Damn that girl is a Stacc Johnson
by Yamanzzz December 01, 2019
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