Bill: I got bored of being home all by myself, so I just went on Urban dictionary to look up words to say to my boss. David:So, your an Urban-Troll? Bill: A what? David: Oh it's just a word on Urban Dictionary. Bill: O.K.
by I11egal Ninja April 13, 2010

A person who believes that memorization of random, useless information entitles them to the same respect as people with actual wisdom.
Jim: Why didn't I get that job? I've watched like all the vsauce videos!
Me: Dude, you haven't even graduated high school yet. Stop being such a trivia troll.
Me: Dude, you haven't even graduated high school yet. Stop being such a trivia troll.
by doggo1701 December 17, 2016

The act of having a frend over and proceeding to pretend to take a selfie while actually taking a photo of your friend being an absolute utter retard right in front of you.
I succeeded in Snap-Trolling my friend the other day while she was taking a shit in my onsuite toilet while the door was open.
by Rickdickroshan January 5, 2014

A troll living within your computer code that causes mischief when compiling or running the program.
by Scracka April 2, 2011

A Tuesday Troll is a woman that is not very good looking but you would consider taking her home as long as your friends won't find out about it.
No one in the history of bars or trolls has ever gone to a bar looking for a Tuesday troll, but 6 beers later anything can happen.
If you go to a Bar on a Tuesday Night be prepared to see more than your fair share of Trolls because its been proven by science and black magic that the Trolls are most active on Tuesdays between 4:00pm and 12:00am.
No one in the history of bars or trolls has ever gone to a bar looking for a Tuesday troll, but 6 beers later anything can happen.
If you go to a Bar on a Tuesday Night be prepared to see more than your fair share of Trolls because its been proven by science and black magic that the Trolls are most active on Tuesdays between 4:00pm and 12:00am.
Dave: "Hey man you wanna come out to the bar tonight?"
Wayne: "Isn't today Tuesday?"
Dave: "Holy shit I almost forgot, Tuesday Night is Troll Night."
Wayne: "Yep, Tuesday Trolls are nothin but trouble."
Wayne: "Isn't today Tuesday?"
Dave: "Holy shit I almost forgot, Tuesday Night is Troll Night."
Wayne: "Yep, Tuesday Trolls are nothin but trouble."
by K1LL_4_FUN March 18, 2011

When your friend hides in the bathroom to do the other drugs that they hid from you so you did not know they had them and they can be a greedy junkie.
by WeaselyOne June 20, 2012

Any poor son of a bitch who performs a vital role, yet is confined to a basement office, which may have been a storage closet originally.
Also, a mixed drink:
1 1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz sweet vermouth
1/2 oz absinthe
1 clean, unstuffed green olive
Pour absinthe over olive in a chilled cocktail glass. Shake vodka and vermouth together with ice, pour slowly (over a spoon, if possible) into glass with absinthe to mingle, not mix ingredients. Serve with an insult.
Also, a mixed drink:
1 1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz sweet vermouth
1/2 oz absinthe
1 clean, unstuffed green olive
Pour absinthe over olive in a chilled cocktail glass. Shake vodka and vermouth together with ice, pour slowly (over a spoon, if possible) into glass with absinthe to mingle, not mix ingredients. Serve with an insult.
My iPhone doesn't sync with my blackberry. Get one of the dungeon trolls to look into it before I get back from the back nine.
by Claire St Claire August 1, 2008
