Steve Kelley

Noun When you wake up in an unknown location under a pile of women

"Dude, I went to Thailand last month and totally pulled a Steve Kelley"

by MVD521 June 6, 2019

Steve

Absolute default fuck who can't be bothered to find a skin on minecraft

He's so boring he's such a Steve

by Dumb Crusty Fuck April 25, 2021

Steve

A man that is really good at math but also puts black caps on blue markers. He looks really good in suspenders and is the best there is a witty comments. Steve Herb Strick

Steve is the best teacher/mathematician ever!

by Kowl/kaleb October 4, 2020

Steve Jobs

A genius and revolutionary man of our time he invented the Macintosh one of the first ever home computer’s he was then kicked out of Apple until they rehired him from that point on he is innovated some more macs in 2001 he invented a revolutionary mp3 player named iPod changing the music industry forever and then in 2007 he introduced th iPhone the world’s first touch screen smartphone I mean who could even imagine needing that Steve Jobs that’s who this is a perfectly conveys his great mind in 2009 he introduced the iPad which was a touchscreen netbook but actually good see netbooks at the time we generally slow crap put out at the cheapest price possible
In 2011 he sadly lost a long battle with pancreatic cancer we as a planet owe an awful lot to the Genius Steve Jobs
#Imisssteve #iSad

Person 1: I love my iPhone
Person 2:Me too all thanks to that brilliant mind of Steve Jobs

by Imisssteve September 20, 2020

Steve Weston

The act of being impaled front and rear by two heavily sweating and hairy gentlemen from the middle east. Similar to a 'spit roast' but with more thrashing and references to Manchester United. Often accepted as currency in the Holloway area of London.

I'll give you a 'steve weston' for that coat, perhaps you'd like to follow that up with a little docking?

by wankleman October 29, 2012

SteVe

An abbreviation for the world-class coaster Steel Vengence at cedar point.

SteVe is a bucket list coaster for me.

by T U N A April 14, 2021

Sweaty Steve

A shy young man, compensates for a small peepee by abusing his mates on Fortnite and other online games. He tries to show that he's though by getting 7 kills in in creative, and chats shit to everyone about how good he is, only to get killed right after dropping into a full bot lobby.

Huxley, "Touch Grass!"
Sweaty Steve, "Naaahhh, what do you mean. I killed you 4 times in creative bro". You also got a mad forehead."
Huxley, "Shut up I freaking hate you!"
Steve, *rage quits*

by Random urubaner March 2, 2022