shnoodle noodle

Dick snot

Your such a shnoodle noodle

by Suffices July 26, 2016

discombobulated noodle

amazing, fantastic, the best person you will ever meet, super funny and kind but single ready to mingle

shut up you discombobulated noodle

by discombobulated noodle May 3, 2018

Let the noodle slide

To engage in sexual intercourse with a minimum of one penis involved.

“Hey bro, how’d your date go? Did she let the noodle slide?”

by Noodle slider May 4, 2018

lawn noodle

Wimpy little arms

Stop shaking your lawn noodles at me!

by XABmckean4 May 4, 2018

Pot noodle

When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants

Her: oh my god Jimmy do you have the pot noodle

Him: No "nocks over glass of wine"
Her: Jimmy I think u have it
Him: Fuck I'm caught

by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018

flute noodles

Penne Pasta. Which is a noodle that you play as a flute.

I played a siiiick solo on my flute noodles during dindin that I got double dessert!

by FlyBoyChris February 13, 2018

Noodles

In the term of saying the word "Nudes" but in secret so others won't understand.

Individual 1: Damn last night was lit, got some noodles from Jane.

Individual 2: oh damn sweet bro.

Individual 3: what the hell are u talking about???

by Ralph the producer January 7, 2017