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California Snowball Fight

A California snowball fight arises when hobos take turns throwing hand-formed balls of fresh-squeezed, or old feces at each other, unsuspecting bystanders, pets, indiginous wildlife, and pretty much anything within throwing range. There are no victors in this game, only very smelly and very pissed off victims.

It is such a common occurrence that the State once considered sanctioning a legitimate sports league for it, but during the testing phase, a new and rampant strain of hepatitis -now called hepatitis Q- broke out, and everyone's TVs were also stolen.
Oh man, I got caught in the crossfire of a California snowball fight, and now I have the worst case of pink-eye EVER! Where the hell is my TV!!!
by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021
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National fight day

National fight day is the day everybody in Memphis got to fighting
Ay hoe wanna fight ?

: why ?

Because it's National fight day and we live in memphis
by Memphisgirlypoppp June 25, 2024
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Hobo fight

Jenny and Forrest got high and had a hobo fight after Lt. Dan left.
by Gimpygump May 20, 2022
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Russian pillow fight

Two Russians are going at each other until they see their brother wants to join in.
Do you have any plans tonight

Russian pillow fight”…
by Owen daddy May 10, 2025
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Fighting the Dragon

Battling an opioid addiction.
I was fighting the dragon that night when I freaked the fuck out.
by BittenByASnake July 22, 2018
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bond fighting

two girls (related or non-related) who bitch @ each other for no reason then act like nothing had happen
by BestBitch4Life September 20, 2011
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Fight Hands

1. A show of passionate support or strong belief in a topic. Not an actual threat of violence.

2. To provide strong defense for a topic
Did you hear about that girl? She didn’t deserve that.

Nah, she deserved it. That’s something I’ll fight hands.
by Janeson April 10, 2023
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