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Bed rotting

Bed rotting is usually a sign of depression or loss of energy. Given the circumstances it means you’ve been in bed for most of the day or days on end. Instead of being a good thing, this makes you feel empty and removes energy to do things; even stuff you love.
Have you done anything today?
No, I’ve been bed rotting all day.
by anonymous March 19, 2024
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bed milk

Bed milk is when you splurge on the bed while masterbating to a inflated sex toy.
In used my new sex toy and at late at night I splurged all over my bed giving my washing machine a wet sensation of Bed Milk.😂
by Bed Milk August 21, 2016
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Bed Bean

A person who lounges in bed, usually with an electronic, a snack, or both. Can be used intermittently with couch potato.
"Dude, Dave's been laying in bed all day, a total bed bean. It's actually kind of concerning at this point."
by FermentedOJ December 1, 2020
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Phone time in bed

After an exhausting day, When you get your well deserved phone time in bed of relaxation before going to sleep. A state of mind
Lars had an awful day, but at least there’s still phone time in bed!
by Room112 December 5, 2023
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Bed nazi

When your significant other has the need to make the bed the second the last person gets up.
Got up to pee and marissa had made the bed before I was done sleeping. Bitch I was just about to hop back in, you bed nazi!
by Brian g January 18, 2021
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bed post bitch

My best friend kevin, R.I.P. Coined this phrase in regard to his very good looking older sister, who he loved very much but as younger brothers do, insulted her as much if not more than his friends drooled over her sexy blond ass.
Me:Hey K, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Kevin: pfft, I don't fuckin know, probaby banging herself with her bed posts while listening to Bonjovie, she is such a bed post bitch!
Me: Bwahhhahhhahh da bed-potebit, da bed-potebit!
by D-Word72 March 20, 2017
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Elon Pooped The Bed

He did it! I know it! Go to Spain and ask Amber Heard!
Hym "Elon Pooped The Bed! I know he did it!"
by Hym Iam June 5, 2025
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