by MCB95 May 06, 2016
Mixed drink - Beer mixed with mead in a 3:2 ratio.
The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.
The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.
"One large Thor's Hammer please."
"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"
"Yes please."
"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"
"Yes please."
by dave132 June 02, 2021
When you put wet concrete on your erect cock and wait for it to dry and try to lift it with your cock
by I AM THOR THE GOD January 26, 2025
An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.
by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016
When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.
She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.
by Rmistiff July 10, 2019
Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers
by Jaytime October 12, 2019
Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers
by Jaytime October 12, 2019