by Aidan Albert March 13, 2015
Get the Pasta monkey mug.A man who is cocky and proud of his accomplishments, so he wears a diamond earring(s) to express his added wealth and metrosexuality.
"That Cristiano Ronaldo is such a twinkle monkey!"
"Did you see that twinkle monkey at the MTV Movie Awards?"
"Do you mean Denzel Washington?"
"Did you see that twinkle monkey at the MTV Movie Awards?"
"Do you mean Denzel Washington?"
by cobrakid1 September 21, 2009
Get the Twinkle Monkey mug.Mispelling of the band Arctic Monkeys, you probably seen it at least once in your life time.
Makes you want to roll your eyes and laugh your ass off.
Makes you want to roll your eyes and laugh your ass off.
In a comment section...
A: I love Artic Monkeys, they are the star of indie rock bands!
B: Artic Monkeys is so cool
C: I wish Artic Monkeys is telling us the release date of AM7 soon.
Person X: IT'S ARCTIC MONKEYS, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO SPELL!
A: I love Artic Monkeys, they are the star of indie rock bands!
B: Artic Monkeys is so cool
C: I wish Artic Monkeys is telling us the release date of AM7 soon.
Person X: IT'S ARCTIC MONKEYS, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO SPELL!
by thequeeenisdead February 11, 2022
Get the artic monkeys mug.by jokerswild February 13, 2010
Get the Monkey Monger mug.1. Openly masturbating in public or in a public forum for all to see.
2. Openly and intentionally deficating and/or urinating in public.
3. To deficate in public and then throw it those mocking you.
4. Being so intoxicated you shit and piss in you pants.
2. Openly and intentionally deficating and/or urinating in public.
3. To deficate in public and then throw it those mocking you.
4. Being so intoxicated you shit and piss in you pants.
by AoY2006 October 23, 2009
Get the Monkey Act mug."If you don't shut up, I am going to use my monkey ammo!"
"This bathroom smells like monkey ammo."
"Go back 3.9 million years, and we'd still be throwing monkey ammo at each other."
"Political debates involve a lot of politicians using monkey ammo to throw at each other....metaphorically speaking."
"This bathroom smells like monkey ammo."
"Go back 3.9 million years, and we'd still be throwing monkey ammo at each other."
"Political debates involve a lot of politicians using monkey ammo to throw at each other....metaphorically speaking."
by AumoeLooure February 4, 2012
Get the Monkey Ammo mug.Any lowly employee in a retail big box store. Commonly seen wearing colored polo shirts with name tags and khaki pants, carrying some sort of portable barcode scanning apparatus, such as a scan gun. Usual habitats include, but are not limited to: Walmart, Target, Best Buy, Old Navy, Shoe Carnival, and at one time, Blockbuster Video. The Scan Monkey is well-known for its constant screeches of sarcasm and passive-aggressive tendencies, particularly towards figures of authority and their customers.
Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.
Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.
Jimmy: Let's see, I'm 30 now and I've worked at Walmart, Blockbuster, Hot Topic, Krogers, Best Buy, Sears, and now I'm doing a nickel as an Assistant Guest Services Specialist over at Rent-A-Center.
Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*
Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!
Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*
Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!
by jimmydevious January 27, 2013
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