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water is not wet

Emery: Water is wet
Elizabeth: No it’s not u retard. Who the fuck told you water is wet?
Emery: My mommy

Elizabeth: Water is not wet your mom is wrong
by EmeryIsWrong February 7, 2018
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Holy water

It's pussy that's wet and clean. From the holiest of holy.
The urban dictionary editors never get out of their "hot boxed" cubicle to get fucked by good aquafina, so they are oblivious to the fact that holy water is good wet pussy.
by Phmns52 February 10, 2014
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Creek Water

Either meaning horribly disgusting or outrageously scrumptious. There is no in between. This can be also used as the word a woman would scream in labor or conceiving the baby version of saw. Instead of having a plain word like good or bad use this and become a new beginner in the future of the dictionary. do it. ya her!
John: Oh fuck she is nasty
Sara: Creek water

Amber: What if i fuck Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt at the same time?!

Christian Bale: The baby is gon be some creek water!
by AmberSoovani:) August 7, 2010
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Blue water

A code word used by clueless visitors to a topless area (Usually a beach, swimming pool, or other place where water is prominently blue) used to point out a nice looking set of boobs without being noticed by the other people.
Guy1: "Hey man, look at all this BLUE WATER around here!"

Guy2: "Yeah I know! theres some really big BLUE WATER to your left."

Guy1: "Holy shit! That's the nicest BLUE WATER I have ever seen!"
by AAShadow15 January 27, 2010
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Water Biscuit

"That's no air biscuit that's a water biscuit" "water biscuit? more like a Whiskey Biscuit" or "Oops I crapped my pants"
by CyberDruid February 11, 2006
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arse-water

a violent eruption of water from a mans anus. Often linked with a gay mans menstral cycle.
"oh shit! ive got arse water"
by james young March 13, 2003
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Bong Water

The girl at the party which every guy has hit but is diry as hell
Yo, have you seen the bong water over there, she's fucking gross...
by BriMahoney July 5, 2007
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