competitive suicidality

the process by which admission to inpatient psychiatric services is determined when demand for beds exceeds bed space locally.

The ER social worker said I lost the competitive suicidality match to that woman, so I might as well follow my plan and off myself.

by cteno4 April 26, 2015

nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

nigel suicide wank stinks

by mrs tosser October 1, 2025

Suicide Bomb

When you take a dump on your partner's titties and wipe it off with pages of the Qu’ran.

Maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll give you the Suicide Bomb.

by octacle August 21, 2024

Russian Suicide

A method of suicide where the perpetrator shoots themself multiple times in the back of the head.

Did you hear about Gary Webb? He exposed the CIA in 1996 and in 2004, he committed Russian suicide.

by headshotcraft February 20, 2023

Vaginal suicide

What you say after watching someone hit herself in the pussy so hard that you're pretty sure she's dead.

Oh my God! That was vaginal suicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

Suicide Run

A fishing trip where you leave at night and return at night. Usually done because of lake of time or money. Powered by dedication and energy drinks.

Did you hear bob did a 3 day suicide run from New York to Florida to catch Peacock Bass?

by Deftiks May 27, 2023

SOCIALLY SUICIDAL

Socially Suicidal

They might be family but they don't mean you well they trying to turn you out, there making you look bad, are you that socially Suicidal, you will do anything to seem like you belong in that crowd, you're looking bad, especially when your trying to portray something different outside of those friends.

by BONEL February 15, 2025