The act of defecating onto one's chest, then dipping one's ballsack into the feces, leaving a crater. Then peeing into said crater. Creating a mashed potatoes-with-some-gravy inspired look.
My girlfriend is so weird, she let me do Mashed Potatoes to her.
My girl was pissing me off so I gave her some Mashed Potatoes to wake up to.
My girl was pissing me off so I gave her some Mashed Potatoes to wake up to.
by Lienad15 April 19, 2014
Get the Mashed Potatoesmug. by C A IN A ID II A IN April 1, 2009
Get the Angry Potatoemug. by Deep blue 2012 September 6, 2010
Get the Sweet potatosmug. by Shiesty McNasty December 24, 2009
Get the Mashed Potatoesmug. Before a fun night out with his friends, Jared likes to watch Disney's Aladdin while performing a couch potato on his living room couch.
by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010
Get the Couch Potatomug. Said in reference to sneaking up behind someone and humping them in the butt. Giving them ur mashed potatoes means to ejaculate in said person's anus. This is enjoyed by gay men and extremely slutty/kinky girls.
by dont worry about it February 12, 2005
Get the mashed potatoesmug. The act of getting an astronomical amount of semen and smelly, warm fecal matter upon your chest, giving the effect of potato tits.
James: Yeah me and my girl are getting kinkier by the day.
Adam: What did you two do? Potato tits or something?
Adam: What did you two do? Potato tits or something?
by Chase11 June 27, 2009
Get the Potato titsmug.