Anal Beer

When beer is poured down the crack of someone's ass and someone lays underneath and drinks the beer pouring off the person's ass crack. Most of the time it's a big fat guy's ass the beer is dripping from, to up the nastiness!

Frat boy: Dude, I dare you to do an Anal Beer.

by Rad Nick April 18, 2019

beer wizard

the one who summons and distributes beer at college party's

"yo where's the beer wizard at?"
"bro, they're over there, summoning it as we speak"

by panda200 April 18, 2015

Beer Plug

When other sales reps try to jack your post by advertising their own brands.

That guy just shamelessly 'beer plugs' all day, every day.

by SaltMastaFlex May 16, 2017

Beer Jerky

When you're havin a beer and jerkin off at the same time.

He was having a beer jerky over there.

by dombamdy October 15, 2018

church of beer

the modern resurrection of jesus as a bottle (or many!) of cold, hoppy, SUDS!! -members of the church waste no time 'praying', cracking container after container...beer even superseding some of the more 'base' disciplines such as greed/avarice, and SEX!! -some disciples hold 'services' daily, twice daily, or continuously.

one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!

dan was a deacon in the church of beer, lisa had a hard time interesting him in her 'goods'.

bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!

the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!

by michael foolsley August 7, 2012

Beer Digger

A person who mooches beer or alcohol on a continual basis and never reciprocates. A self induced mental illness leading to emotional challenges that cause unstable relationships regardless of the level of intimacy of the relationship (ie: friends w benefits, buddy, lover, etc). Beer Diggers are easy to wrangle and tame. They don't ever go to sleep; they just pass out. Beer Digger will conveniently forget that you laced them with free drinks all night.

1. That insert appropriate gender here is nothing but a Beer Digger. When the booze ran out, they bounced.
2. I found a Beer Digger passed out in a Burger King bathroom floor.
3. I bought that Beer Digger drinks last night and s/he can't even remember my name.

by L1LU July 16, 2014

party beer

(n) Random assortment of cans/bottles of beer or any alcoholic beverage that is left over after a party. All party beer/alcohol becomes property of the residents of the party location/property assuming 4 hours after the party has ended.

Do we have any beer?
Yah, there is a whole bunch in the fridge.
Where the hell did we get all of this?
Oh, it is just party beer.

by Dirtyface February 17, 2009