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monkey poop

1. Chewing tobacco
2. The art of chewing tobacco and or swallowing the spit.
Hey bro hand be that can of monkey poop.
Sure thing dude I’ll give you some of that monkey shit.

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Dude are you chewing that monkey poop again? Yeah I am why do you care? Well
You swallow it that makes you a shit eater! Get off my lawn monkey poop eater.
by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020
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plump monkey

when you get a boner while wearing tight spandex!!
by star fish licker January 22, 2010
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G-Monkey

A person who knows how to be chill and kick back.
"Yo dude you wanna chill at my house like a straight G-Monkey and fucking get hard while watching Bob Ross?"
by Bigboner123 April 11, 2017
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Cling-Monkey

A sexual position in which the female hangs from the male’s body, using her arms, from the neck and the torso. Once in this pendulus position, the male squeezes the torso of the female with his elbows, and shakes them. In addition, he begins aggressively thrusting with his hips. The combination of the rapid shaking from the elbows and the rapid thrusting from the hips, creates an immense orgasm for the female.
Oh yeah, Regan and I totally did the Cling-Monkey last night.
by SkeletonSoup69 September 2, 2022
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shuff monkey

A shuff monkey is a fictional character which was made to scare little children in the 1920's. Basically, it is a small monkey which lives up your anus and is meant to keep you awake at night by making odd monkey sounds.
Do not steal otherwise you'll get a visit from the shuff Monkey!
by miniray April 13, 2009
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self-monkey

The act of rolling a 1-1-2 during a tiebreaker gooch roll. The result being the requirement to wear a tin foil hat while paying and carrying the breakfast order.
Ali lost the tie breaker with a 1-1-2 roll on dice resulting in the dreaded but rare self-monkey. On the way to get breakfast he refused to wear the tin foil hat and subsequently he has banned from playing in the orginal Powerex Gooch Roll and is now forced to play in a substandard game on a lower floor.
by Gooch Rider April 24, 2011
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