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fuck the moon

When you get so mad you jump into orbit and falcon punch the moon so hard it splits in half and explodes
You piss me off so much I don't even know what to do (looks at moon). Fuck the moon
fuck the moon by Ohdamn213 July 27, 2014
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Dirty Moon 

When you moon someone and take a dump at the same time
Dude- you might want to turn on the wipers, that guy in the car in front of us just gave us a dirty moon.
Dirty Moon by wskiter November 13, 2009

spanish moon

1)a very bright full moon that appears larger than normal in the night sky

2)a bar in New Orleans

3)a song by Little Feat about a bar in New Orleans
The spanish moon was brilliant with a red-orange hue as it settled just above the tree tops.
spanish moon by Tennessee Lamb March 14, 2012

Sweaty moon shot 

When your playing basketball and the ball handler pulls down his pants to moon the defender with his sweaty ass than while the defender is distracted, pants still down, that beast turns around and drains a three point hook shot to win the game
Man pat just drained a sweaty moon shot over ricky and it was fucking amazing

Full moon massacre 

When 7 guys masturbate in a circle on a full moon on a female having her period and when they finish on her face, she eats all of their penises
My first full moon massacre was quite the experience

Howling moon 

An extension on normal "mooning", exposing your butt cheeks to someone and then farting.
Evz just got Wheeler with a howling moon. He might get pink eye from it.
Howling moon by stusx10 May 27, 2016