Mexican Waffle

A breakfast version of the Russian Sandwich (AKA The Sneaky Lenin) popular in the resort villages of Cabo San Lucas.

Procedure: A male gives his female partner a Tequila Sunrise enema upon waking up. He soaks up the drips with a freshly made Belgian waffle, and stuffs it in her mouth.

He then flips her over and proceeds to pleasure her anally, leaving the waffle in place as a ball gag.

The trifecta (or tres-fecta, if you'd like to ingratiate yourself with the locals) is complete once she eats the waffle with man syrup and cums out the remainder of the tequila sunrise. Bonus points for a cherry involved. Super bonus points if the stem is in a knot.

Jose gave Adrianna a Mexican Waffle on a glass coffee table yesterday morning.

by Andrew Sundberg November 27, 2010

Mexican Labor

anything the lazy white people won't do

mexicans work in da fields because the fuckin white people are too lazy

by mexican pride July 2, 2005

Mexican Catastrophe

When you combine a sniper (running out of a closet and cumming on your friend or girl friends hair after they have sex) then kick them down a flight of stairs.

I was watching my friend and his/her companion having sex from the closet when I was aboubt to bust a nut I ran out the closet, blew my load in her hair then drug her to the stairs and pushed her down the flight of stairs. then she cam back for more, thus completing the mexican catastrophe.

by Tyler R.& Tyler W. June 11, 2006

Mexican kiss

Farting on someone's face, preferably the mouth area.

You should have seen Katie at the party last night. She fell asleep on the couch, so John pulled down his pants, sat on her face, and blew her a Mexican kiss.

by Tristan and Ian January 9, 2008

Mexican Berklee

The act of fixing some music-related device ( like a cable or an amp or some drum hardware) with mexican tools like duck tape, twizzers, wd 40, but mostly ducktape.

Mexican because of the lazy way the mexican do things and Berklee becos of that school where rich people go to learn nothing.

"my cymbal stand was so crooked and shaky and dani fixed it by ducktaping it

yes, he pulled of a mexican berklee"

by sullivangdl June 22, 2009

mexican backhoe

hombre using a scoop shovel

Senior swimming pool mucho work, I use mexican backhoe remove el pero poop from your yard! NO

Yo gringos call these scoop shovel real name tijuana mexican backhoe.

by itichie_nocanpo July 5, 2006

mexican gonorrhea

A revolting disease in which a man's testicles turn into maracas, and within 7-10 days spontaneously fall off

Jordan had sex with a mexican woman and received mexican gonorrhea; Jordan has balls no more : (

by Bobweaddababyitzaboi July 21, 2006